Boppies and binkies and plane tickets, oh my!

September 25, 2007 by Jeanne

When I was growing up, family vacations were a big deal in our house. My parents, brothers and I would all pile into the family station wagon and take road trips on a regular basis – some were short, some were long. There were campgrounds, motor homes, motor inns, national parks, amusement parks, and countless are-we-there-yet?’s and roadside historical markers. Air travel was a part of the deal sometimes too, since we lived in Washington state and my mom’s family lived in Florida. (I’m a strange bird – a west coast girl who’s visited Disney World more times than I can count and visited Disneyland exactly once. Go figure.)

Now that I’m both an adult and a professional road warrior, my travel paradigms have shifted somewhat. I fit neatly into the “business traveler” box these days, and those family road trips are just distant memories for me now. All the same, my life on the road has allowed me to discover a new generation of traveling families. Not a journey goes by that I don’t meet parents and children on their way somewhere, so I wanted to dedicate a post to the modern family road trip.

Since my husband and I don’t yet have children of our own, I decided to interview my older brother, Sean, who just became a dad, about his recent trip to L.A. for his sister-in-law’s wedding. On September 5th, Sean, his wife, Sara, and their four-week-old son, Jonah, traveled from their home in Virginia to Pennsylvania, Baltimore, Los Angeles, and back again. (I get worn out just thinking about it!) We talked mostly about the practicalities of traveling with a baby, but there is definitely some sound advice for parents of children of any age in here, too.

Here’s what Sean and I discussed….

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Coming soon to Prescription Suitcase

September 24, 2007 by Jeanne

I’ve got some good stuff in the queue for everyone in the next couple of weeks… here’s a taste:

* An interview about traveling with little kids.
* Some of my favorite travel sites on the web.
* Reviews of the products, items, and gadgets I never leave home without.
* My favorite hotel rewards programs.

Stay tuned for more cool travel wisdom!

My new best friends

September 20, 2007 by Jeanne

A couple of weeks ago, as I sat in the Atlanta airport after yet another missed connection resulting from the fact that Delta Airlines can’t seem to get their stupid planes in the air on time, I googled the term “air passenger bill of rights” and discovered the Coalition for Airline Passengers’ Bill of Rights. (If you follow the link, you’ll notice that their blog and web site were recently hacked. A temporary blog has been set up here, and you can access their main website here.)

CAPBOR’s web site contains some background information on their mission and how they got started: the coalition was formed by passengers who were stranded on the tarmac at the Austin, TX airport for NINE HOURS in December of 2006. They are working to pass legislation that will give airline passengers more recourse in the event of delays, lost baggage, and other snafus that result from dealing with airlines who truly do not give a rat’s you-know-what about customer service. The proposed Bill of Rights is here, and you can read the current proposed legislation here.

 Yesterday, CAPBOR held a “strand-in” on the National Mall in Washington, DC to draw attention to their mission to get this essential legislation passed. You can read about the strand-in here. The article I found contains some whining from representatives of the airline industry about how this legislation will place an undue burden on the airlines. Wah.  To them, I say: what about the “undue burdens” you’ve placed on me with your overbooked flights, missed connections, lost suitcases, and filthy airplanes?  How many of my weekends have you ruined because I couldn’t get home on time at the end of a work week?  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I did my job the way the airlines did theirs, I’d get fired.

Where am I this week?

September 11, 2007 by Jeanne

I’m actually working at home in South Carolina this week.  Nice change!

Flight attendant idiosyncrasies

September 9, 2007 by Jeanne

Mo Rocca is one of my favorite media personalities.  I always root for him on NPR’s Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! and I enjoy his contributions to CBS News Sunday Morning, too.  Loved him on VH1 and The Daily Show, as well.  It wasn’t until fairly recently that I discovered his blog, Mo Rocca 180, but now I’m a faithful reader.

I found a great post today on his blog about his experience trying to dispose of a banana peel on a recent flight.  Apparently, the flight attendant wouldn’t take it from him until he wrapped it in a napkin, and she flat-out told him that she had “banana peel issues.” I have to admit that I’ve witnessed some unusual flight attendant trash collecting behavior on the many flights I’ve taken.  I, like Mr. Rocca, am one of those folks who likes to keep the flight attendants happy, so I just roll with the quirks.  On one flight, I was trying to get some work done, so I had my laptop out and I was also plugged into my mp3 player so I wouldn’t be distracted by the insipid conversation going on in the row behind me.  I had a row to myself and I had chosen the window seat because there was still a little daylight outside.  I was drinking a Diet Coke (courtesy of the flight attendant) and had placed the cup and can on the vacant aisle seat’s tray table to give myself a little more space and avoid spilling soda on my laptop.  I finished my drink before she came back through for the trash collection, and since my plastic cup was empty (with the empty can parked inside it) I figured the flight attendant would just grab it as she went by.  She didn’t.  I nudged it a little closer to the aisle side of the tray table, thinking that perhaps she just hadn’t seen it on her first pass, and went back to my work.

When she came back by, she asked if I was done and I assured her I was.  She kind of shook her little trash bag at me and said in a pleasant-but-slightly-snarky tone, “I need you to drop it into the bag for me.”  So I rearranged my laptop, shifted in my teeny-weeny coach seat, shoved the armrest up, picked up my trash, and leaned over to put it into her bag.  I figured she, like Mo’s flight attendant, had issues with touching something potentially icky.  I suppose a plastic cup that a passenger has drunk out of could have a few germs on it, but isn’t that what hand sanitizer is for?  I use hand sanitizer religiously when I fly because some airplanes look like they haven’t been cleaned in years.  One would think a flight attendant would have his or her own supply on hand…  also, who’s to say that the flight attendant who prepared my beverage wasn’t incubating some nasty germ and transferred it to via the convenient vector of an innocuous plastic cup of Diet Coke?

The mystery deepens.

Where am I this week?

September 5, 2007 by Jeanne

I’m in Aberdeen, Maryland for a couple of days this week.

Air travel tip of the day: just plane polite

September 1, 2007 by Jeanne

Note: I write this from the Kansas City airport terminal, where I am waiting patiently for my (delayed) flight to Atlanta where (goddess willing) I will catch my (also potentially delayed) flight home to South Carolina.  There is a lady sitting to my left holding a cute little dog and a nerdy kid a few seats down to my right who is listening to music on his laptop (with headphones) and singing along.  He sounds like a bad American Idol audition just waiting to happen.  My ears!

Air travel gone bad can bring out the worst in even the most mild-mannered, benign person.  I’m pretty laid back most of the time.  Some people have even mistaken my naturally mellow state for shyness.  But when faced with a delayed flight, missed connection, or lost luggage, I get a little cranky.  Add a few inconsiderate passengers, along with a pinch of surly, unhelpful airline employees and a heaping tablespoon of lousy of communication, mix well, and watch me turn into one heck of a nasty [insert expletive here -- one that rhymes with "witch."] It’s not a pretty sight.

I’ve gotten a lot better at keeping my temper in check.  Now that I travel a lot, I’m beginning to accept the fact that delays and other annoyances are pretty much a constant in this day and age, and it just isn’t healthy for me to go bananas every time something goes haywire.  It’s made it easier to keep my cool when staring down a mammoth-sized “travelanche.”

When you travel as much as I do, though, you witness thronging hordes of humanity, and after a while you start to notice that the majority of the thronging hordes are not that polite.  Rude fellow passengers just seem to make a bad situation (air travel in the 21st century) worse.  With that in mind, I’ve decided it’s time for Frequent Flygirl’s Guide to Air Travel Etiquette. That’s right, ladies and gents: it’s time to straighten up and fly right.  Without further ado…. Read the rest of this entry »

Something confusing….

August 28, 2007 by Jeanne

If you read my post last week about my husband’s attempt to both fly to and return home from Pennsylvania via Atlanta, you know that his outbound trip was obnoxiously delayed.  His return trip wasn’t much better.  He flew from State College, PA to Atlanta without a hitch; in fact, he was so early arriving in Atlanta that there were a couple of flights to our home airport in South Carolina departing before the flight he was booked on, so he decided to see if he could get on one of the earlier ones and get home a bit faster.  His request was roundly rejected by the Delta agent with whom he spoke.  Apparently, since my husband had checked a suitcase, they couldn’t put him on the earlier flight because of new security regulations after 9/11 that disallow a suitcase to be on a flight without its owner.  And they just couldn’t spend the time to track down his checked suitcase in order to ensure that it got onto the same plane he did.

My husband accepted this explanation and agreed to wait for his original connecting flight.  As lousy airport luck would have it, though, his original connecting flight was canceled, and he ended up on standby for the next flight.  He couldn’t get on that one because it was too full, but he did get on the one after that.  When he arrived at home, his suitcase was waiting for him at baggage claim: off the carousel, sitting to the side with a bunch of other suitcases that had clearly arrived on an earlier flight.

What the…. ?

Apparently, if it’s convenient for the airline, the “no checked suitcases without their owners on the same plane” rule gets broken right and left.  But if a passenger asks to travel on an earlier flight for his or her own convenience, suddenly 9/11 gets invoked and the airline just can’t manage to wrangle the checked suitcase in question to the earlier plane in time.

My husband was furious, because if he had been able to get on one of the earlier flights, he and I would have had a chance to see each other before I had to leave for Kansas City.  (I’ll go on record and state that I have not seen my husband since August 13.)  Delta wouldn’t even investigate the possibility of putting him on an earlier flight because of the “no suitcase on a plane without its owner” rule, and they didn’t even bother to try to locate his suitcase so that it could be put on the same plane with him.

Lest you think this is a one-off incident, I have firsthand knowledge of at least two other similar happenings. The first was in 2004.  My husband and I had spent a couple of weeks out west with our families, and were on our way home to Pennsylvania (our home state at the time) via a stopover in Detroit on our way to Newark (which was just as close to our home in Allentown as the Philadelphia airport.)  We arrived in Detroit on time and were looking at a five hour layover before our flight to Newark, so we decided to wander over to the departure gate and see if we might be able to get on an earlier flight.  The gate agent cheerfully agreed to see what he could do for us, and not only did he get on his walkie-talkie to radio the baggage handlers to grab our bags and get them to the plane that was currently boarding, he gave us two seats in first class.  I was recovering from a bout of the flu (an unexpected Christmas gift from my parents) so the seats in first class were a wonderful thing as I was still feeling utterly crappy.  (I’d still been running a fever that morning as we made our way through security at Sea-Tac.)

In that case, the airline (Continental) made an effort to accomodate our request.  We didn’t badger the gate agent, made our request politely, and I didn’t even play the “I’m getting over the flu” card.  Two weeks ago, my husband made an equally polite request of Delta and they blew him off.  What gives?

The other incident was one I witnessed earlier this summer.  I had just gotten off a redeye from LAX to Charlotte and was heading down to the E terminal to catch a puddle jumper home to South Carolina.  A woman waiting at the same gate was also a frequent traveler, and I overheard her mentioning to the gate agent that her suitcase always seemed to make it home on an earlier flight than she did.  She asked if they would put her on the same (earlier) flight that her suitcase would be on, and they refused.  Undeterred, she watched the bags being loaded onto the planes like a hawk and returned to the podium when she saw her suitcase being loaded onto the plane that was going to make the earlier trip.  They still wouldn’t let her get on the plane, but she insisted.  I admired her chutzpah: she openly made calls to USAirways’ management within earshot of the gate agents, and just kept hassling the obnoxious ladies at the podium until they complied with her entirely reasonable request.

I describe these incidents to make a point: it is clear there is a double standard at work here.  As I said, it appears that when it is convenient for an airline to throw a checked suitcase on an earlier flight, they will break the 9/11 rule, but when a customer asks to be booked on an earlier flight in a connecting city (even with the understanding that their luggage may not arrive at the same time they do) most airlines will do everything within their power to avoid assisting the passenger.  (Continental is a notable exception — yay, Continental!)

I understand the need for this rule: the bombing of Pan Am flight 103 could have been avoided if such a rule had been in effect in 1988.  I don’t even care if airlines enforce this rule as long as they enforce it consistently.  However, it’s clear that airlines break this rule when it is convenient for them and invoke it when they can’t be bothered to look for a passenger’s bag.  How is that keeping us safer?  And why is it so flipping difficult for an airline to hunt down a suitcase to ensure that it gets on the same plane as its owner?  Baggage tags equipped with RFID chips would solve that problem, but apparently it’s cheaper for airlines to reimburse passengers for lost luggage than it is for them to implement such a system and (gasp!) improve customer service!

Where’s that air traveler bill of rights when you need it?

If anyone who works for Homeland Security, the TSA, or an airline reads this post and would like to email me to shed some more light on this subject, I would be more than happy to post his or her remarks on this blog.  Inquiring minds would really like to know!

Where am I this week?

August 25, 2007 by Jeanne

I’ve been in lovely Kansas City, Missouri since Sunday, 8/19.  I’m working with a great client and will be in town until the 31st, and I’m looking forward to a fun weekend of bumming around in good ol’ KC!

Some of my favorite Kansas City things:

The Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art (including its fabulous Cafe Sebastienne)
The Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art
The Negro Leagues Baseball Museum
The Kansas City Royals
Country Club Plaza
The Hallmark Visitors Center
Worlds of Fun

A few mind-numbing airport statistics

August 24, 2007 by Jeanne

Last Tuesday, my husband had to make a trip from our home in South Carolina up to Pennsylvania for a conference.  His choice of flight took him through Atlanta, where he encountered a lengthy delay and six or seven gate changes.  When he called me to vent his frustrations, all I could say was, “Welcome to my world!”

As we discussed his unfortunate circumstances, I wondered aloud if the Atlanta airport does, in fact, have the lousiest on-time percentage of any airport in the U.S.  I decided to do a little research, and discovered that the U.S. Department of Transportation Bureau of Transportation Statistics has a lovely little on-line clearinghouse for all those burning questions about flight delay statistics, on-time percentages, and the like.  I was able to do a little querying, sorting, and filtering, and I am pleased to provide you with the following top-ten lists.  Read ‘em and weep.

The ten best airports for on-time departures , January to June of 2007:

10. SEA (Seattle, WA) - 77.77% of flights depart on-time
9. MCO (Orlando, FL) - 77.95%
8. MSP (Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN) - 78.17%
7. IAH (Houston, TX) - 78.37%
6. TPA (Tampa, FL) - 80.52%
5. OAK (Oakland, CA) - 80.62%
4. LAX (Los Angeles, CA) - 80.75%
3. SAN (San Diego, CA) - 83.25%
2. SLC (Salt Lake City, UT) - 83.50%
1. PDX (Portland, OR) - 83.87%

The ten worst appear after the jump….

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